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The hallways were dripping
with blood and gore.

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And then I removed
the villain's head from his body.

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His guts flew everywhere. (CACKLES)

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And, of course, I ate his eyeball.

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So he can never find his way back
to the halls of Valhalla.

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(LAUGHING)

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I guess I'm just taking a break.

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This is very different, but, you know,
life is about new experiences.

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And this certainly is one of them.

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Anyway, I ended up here in Australia

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and moved in with Daryl.

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Hello.

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THOR: We split the rent, of course.
Divide the duties.

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Clean. Daryl cleans the toilet, mainly.

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'Cause you do most of the damage
in there.

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(CHUCKLES)

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I'm a prince from another world

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and I'm used to giant,
shiny, golden castles.

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So this is kind of ridiculous

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- in a lot of ways, but...
- (DARYL SIGHS)

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You know, I'm managing.

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Thor's great.
He's kind. He's very strong.

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He has a particular point of view.

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But there's another side, which
I understand, it can be frustrating.

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Connect four.

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(SIGHS DEEPLY)

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He's massively out of touch.

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Just things like this.
He destroyed Connect Four

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and this has been in the family
for quite a while,

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and I can't tell him that sort of stuff.

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I just sit here cleaning it up.

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He just doesn't seem to have
a concept of time.

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I said, "Bills are due fortnightly."

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And he really deals with things
in centuries, I guess?

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'Cause he's often said,
"I'll get to it next century."

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I can't, uh, pay rent with these things.

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One's a pumpkin,
and these are Asgardian coins.

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They're not worth anything.

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In Asgard, those coins, these coins,

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are worth
gazillion human dollars, okay?

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There's a gazillion, you're rich.
There's a gazillion.

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Gazillion, gazillion, gazillion.

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- No one will exchange these.
- Go to the market.

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- Set up a store, right?
- Yeah, yeah.

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Asgardianware.

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Previously owned by Thor.

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I'm a celebrity.
That will sell like hot cakes.

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You might need to think about
(STUTTERS) getting a job.

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- (LAUGHS) Get a job? You serious?
- Yeah.

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I have a job.
Do you know what my job is?

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I save the planet.

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Maybe you should get a job. Hmm?

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- I have a job.
- Really? (BLABBERING)

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Hitting the machine,
with the words that come out of it.

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"Ooh, this is knowledge.
Knowledge is power."

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No, it's not. Knowledge is not power.
That's power.

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The brain is a muscle.

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And that's a muscle.
And that's a muscle.

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And they're all muscles.
This is all muscle.

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So I am covered in brains,
and I have more brains than you.

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So do you think
maybe we could just think about...

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I think we need a servant.

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- I don't think we can get a servant.
- We should get a servant.

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- I don't think we can get a servant.
- Yay! It's settled.

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We're getting a servant.

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That came out of a conversation about
me saying, "Could you pay some rent?"

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And then his next thought is,
"I'll get a servant."

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I don't see how those two things
are connected.

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THOR: So, Shane, it's nothing
too hard, really. The usual stuff.

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Polishing this guy here.

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Cleaning my armour
after adventures and battles.

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There'll be blood and sweat
and grime on them.

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Sharpening my swords,
writing of my legendary tales.

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But really, Shane, the main thing
you'll be doing as my servant

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is to get a job and to pay my rent.

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And you'll be paid in Asgardian gold.
How does that sound?

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Excellent. Oh, you're hired.

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Now bring me some more mead.

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DARYL: He's essentially
an illegal alien.

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I'm dreading the knock on the door

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and his reaction to
"Where's your passport?"

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We were all the best of friends.

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And then they had a disagreement,
stopped talking, and there was a fight.

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But not one of them bothered to call me.

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And that's just one thing
that you'll have to learn about life.

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That friendship is not forever.

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That nothing lasts. Nothing.

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THOR: Earth is a place
that I've come to love.

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And I feel it's a second home.

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And I'm very protective of the humans

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because they're so helpless
and ridiculous.

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(INHALES SHARPLY) Let's go to bed.

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- It's just me and Daryl now.
- DARYL: Yeah.

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And we don't need anybody else.

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Just...

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Just best friends forever.

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- We'll have to get you an outfit.
- Yeah.

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(CLICKS TONGUE)
Maybe a cape or something.

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Yeah, whatever.

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What about this?
Do you wanna try to hold that?

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(LAUGHS)

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- As if.
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)